The bottles / 01
Red Blend
The one for the table.
Dark berry, soft tannins, a finish that holds up to dinner. Pour it for people you actually like.
- Dark berry
- Soft tannins
- Long finish
Alcohol-free wine · 5 mg Delta-9
Wine thattastes likewine.
Red Blend · 750 ml · 0.0% alcohol
Real red and white, de-alcoholised to 0.0%, then infused with five milligrams of hemp-derived Delta-9. The glass you already know, without the part you do not.
- Alcohol
- 0.0%
- Per pour
- 5 mg Delta-9
- Calories
- ~30
- Ships
- 1–2 days, US
21+ only · Lab tested · Ships within the US · Do not drive after consuming
ZERO ALCOHOL5 MG PER POUR~30 CALORIESLAB TESTED21+ ONLYREAL WINE FLAVORZERO ALCOHOL5 MG PER POUR~30 CALORIESLAB TESTED21+ ONLYREAL WINE FLAVOR
Two bottles
Pick your side.
A red for the table and a white for the start of the night. Both alcohol-free, both in 375 ml and 750 ml.
The bottles / 02
Chardonnay
The one that starts things.
Citrus, stone fruit and a crisp finish. Cold glass, good company, plans still intact tomorrow.
- Citrus
- Stone fruit
- Crisp finish
The house
Grown loud.
Poured louder.
Most alcohol-free wine is built to apologise for itself. This one was built to be the reason people stayed.
01
It starts as wine
Real grapes, real fermentation, real barrel time. Nothing here begins life as juice pretending to be something older than it is.
02
The alcohol comes out
Then it is taken back down to 0.0% — carefully, so the structure survives. That is the hard part, and it is the part most alcohol-free wine gets wrong.
03
Something else goes in
Five milligrams of hemp-derived Delta-9 per pour. Lab tested every batch. Adults 21+ only, and effects vary by person.
21+ only · Lab tested · Effects vary by person · Do not drive after consuming · State restrictions apply
Recognition
Judged against
the real thing.
Both bottles were entered on flavor. Here is exactly how they came back.
- Platinum2026 High Spirits AwardsChardonnay
- Judges' Selection2026 TEXSOM AwardsRed Blend
- Gold2026 High Spirits AwardsRed Blend
How to make an entrance
Pour small.
Stay a while.
Start with one small pour, then wait before deciding whether to have more. Timing and effects vary by person. Adults 21+ only. Do not drive after consuming.
Learn the detailsBuy more, pay less
Nobody buys
one bottle twice.
Stack three or six of the same bottle and the discount lands in your bag on its own. No codes, no newsletter hostage situation.
- 1 bottleTesting the waters. Respectable.Full price
- 3 bottlesOne for tonight, two for the plot.10% off
- 6 bottlesStock the fridge. Stop thinking about it.15% off
Start stacking
Applies to 3+ of the same bottle · Adults 21+ only · Mixed cases are priced below bottle cost
The case
Bring enoughfor the table.
Six bottles in a kraft case, the wordmark inked inside the lid. Cheaper by the case than bottle by bottle — the discount applies in the bag automatically.
Build a case
Still deciding
Read it first. We'll wait.
The Loudmouth cooler
Out in the wild
Look for
the fridge.
Black cooler, blackletter wordmark, cold bottles behind the glass. If it is in the room, the zero-proof option is handled.
- Bars & lounges
- Pouring by the glass
- Nightclubs
- Bottle service, zero proof
- Gift shops
- Shelf-ready cases
- Corner stores
- Single bottles, cold
Six bottles, one box
The Case Club
Buy the case.
Pay like a regular.
One bottle is a Tuesday. A case is a personality. Stock the fridge once and stop paying shipping every time people come over.
- Case pricing
- Up to 20% off
- Shipping
- Free over $120
- Your mix
- Red, white or both
Beyond the bottle
The Loudmouth
Collection
Thorn and rose, chrome star, blackletter. The label, cut and sewn.
Apparel / drop 01
Wear it
before you pour it.
Heavyweight fleece, washed twill, embroidered thorn crest. Made in the same black-and-chrome language as the label on the bottle.
- Zip hoodie
- Thorn & Rose
- Cargo pant
- Washed twill
- Quarter-zip
- Chrome Star
- Boxed set
- 1 of 1
Coming soon
A new infused line · 21+ only
Happy
Sauce.
Same label, same thing inside as the wine. Every bottle infused with hemp-derived Delta-9 — four heats, plus two with no burn at all. Adults only, in development now.
- Line
- Happy Sauce
- Range
- Four heats + two mild
- Infused
- Hemp Delta-9 · 21+
- Release
- To be announced
- First look
- List members
No app store required
Put the cellar
on your home screen.
Add LOUDMOUTH to your phone and it behaves like a real app — full screen, instant, one tap from the group chat to a case on the porch.
- Opens straight to the shop — no browser, no tabs, no typing
- Reorder your usual in one tap
- Loads instantly, even on hotel wifi
- Track every order from the home screen
On your phone, tapthenAdd to Home Screen
The best part of the night is still being there for tomorrow.
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Drops, member bundles, guided tastings, birthday perks. For adults 21+ with plans tonight and plans tomorrow.
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