Free shipping over $75 · Zero alcohol · 21+ only

The Logistics Bit

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

We ship anywhere in the US where hemp-derived Delta-9 is welcome. Orders leave our warehouse within 1–2 business days, safely padded and discreetly boxed.

MethodDelivery TimeCost
Standard5–7 business days$9.99
  • US only — some states restrict hemp-derived THC; we check your address at checkout.
  • Adult signature required — someone 21+ must sign for every delivery. Plan accordingly.
  • Tracking lands in your inbox the moment your order ships.

Returns

Because our bottles are consumable, regulated products, we can't accept returns on opened items — the glow only travels one way.

  • Order arrived damaged, leaking, or wrong? Contact us within 14 days with a photo and we'll replace or refund it — no interrogation.
  • Unopened orders refused at delivery are refunded minus shipping once they make it back to us.
  • Refunds are processed within 5–7 business days of approval.

The Make-It-Right Promise

If your order didn't arrive living its best life, we'll fix it. One message to our team and a real human sorts it out — usually within a day. We'd rather lose a bottle than lose you.

LOUDMOUTH delivery van loaded with wine cases
Out in 1–2 days
Delivery Guarantee

Porch pirates
aren't your problem.

Add the Delivery Guarantee in your bag and we reship the whole order free if anything goes sideways. No claim forms, no photos of a wet box, no arguing with a carrier who has already moved on with their life.

  • Never showed upLost in transit or stuck in a depot
  • Stolen off the porchPorch pirates included, no police report
  • Arrived smashedBroken glass or a leaking box

From $2.99, priced on your order total. Claims within 30 days of the delivery date. This is our own replacement promise — not an insurance policy, and not underwritten by a third party.