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Real wine from real grapes, with the alcohol removed and 5 mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 added per serving. It looks like wine, pours like wine, and clinks like wine — it just skips the part where Thursday ruins Friday.

You'll feel a gentle, social lift — think second-glass-of-wine warmth, not a trip to another dimension. 5 mg is a deliberately friendly dose. Start with one glass, wait 45 minutes, and let it do its thing. It's a slow dance, not a mosh pit.

Our Delta-9 is hemp-derived and compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill at the federal level. That said, some states have their own opinions — if your state restricts hemp-derived THC, we can't ship there. We check at checkout so you don't have to become a lawyer.

US only, straight to your door. Standard shipping is $9.99 and orders leave our warehouse within 1–2 business days. An adult 21+ has to sign for the box — so maybe don't ship it to your parents' house as a surprise.

Zero alcohol means no alcohol hangover — no headache, no 3am existential dread, no apologizing to your group chat. You will wake up as the same person who went to bed, which honestly is the whole pitch.

No. Full stop. This is the one answer we refuse to make funny: Delta-9 impairs you, and you should never drive or operate anything heavier than a phone after sipping. Plan your ride like the responsible glow-haver you are.

Chilled, in your fanciest glass — or your least fancy mug, we're not the glassware police. Reds like a light chill, whites and bubbles like a proper fridge nap. Then just pour, sip, and let the night unfold.

Skip it, or talk to your doctor first. Delta-9 can interact with medications and isn't for anyone pregnant or nursing. We'd rather lose a sale than be a plot twist in your health story.

Because these are consumable, regulated products, we can't accept opened returns. But if your order arrives damaged, wrong, or otherwise not living its best life, contact us within 14 days and we'll make it right — replacement or refund, no interrogation.

Every single batch, by independent third-party labs — for potency, purity, and everything in between. We test like tomorrow-you is auditing us. Because they kind of are.