How to buy alcohol-free wine
that doesn't suck
Most alcohol-free wine is bad, and the label rarely tells you which kind you are holding. Four checks separate a bottle that drinks like wine from grape juice with ambitions.
It should start as wine
The bottles worth drinking are dealcoholised — real wine with the alcohol removed afterwards. Anything blended from grape juice tastes sweet and flat, whatever the label suggests.
It should name its grape
Chardonnay. Paso Red. A producer working from a real base wine will always tell you what it was and where the fruit came from.
It should be lab tested
For anything infused this is non-negotiable. Every LOUDMOUTH batch is tested by a third-party lab for potency and contaminants before release.
It should come on slowly
Our lift arrives in 15 to 45 minutes, not instantly. One glass, wait, then decide. Slower is the point — it is what leaves tomorrow intact.
Adults 21+ only · Lab tested · Ships within the US · State restrictions apply · Do not drive after consuming
